tech support jokes
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?!%#$
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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his
computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file.
Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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Customer Care Officer: "I need a product identification no. right now
and may I help u in finding it out?"
Customer: "Sure"
CCO: "Could u left click on start and find 'MyComputer'?"
Customer: "I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?"
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grabe.!!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
YEy!!!
according sa newspaper, PLDT myDSL upgraded the speed of their dsl plans!!! heheh
before i was on 384kbps, now it's 512kbps!!! its fast!!! weeeeeee, and i get it for half the price of other DSL providerS!!! :D :D :D
im about to come up with my 8th Heartbeat ! :D read something sa newspaper and a quote said by my bestbud MIc :D anyway, watch out for it :D
before i was on 384kbps, now it's 512kbps!!! its fast!!! weeeeeee, and i get it for half the price of other DSL providerS!!! :D :D :D
im about to come up with my 8th Heartbeat ! :D read something sa newspaper and a quote said by my bestbud MIc :D anyway, watch out for it :D
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
"클래식" O.S.T
from the Korean movie "Classic" which touched my heart very much!!! :D
*Saranghamyon harsurog*사랑하면 할수록 / 영화
by HanSongMin
Nour jinun ondog nomo gude nar barabogo ijyo
chama marhaji mothan ne maumur imi argo issonayo
Wenji moruge urinun uyon chorom jinewajiman
mujigemun jina chonguge gado maum manun byonham objyo
Saranghamyon harsurog gude guriwo gasum aphado
igo manun midoyo kuthi aniran gor
Ijeya nan kedarajyo sarangur sumgirsu obsumur
uyon chorom shwibge dagaon gude ijen unmyongi doen gojyo
Saranghamyon harsurog morojimi duryobgi manhedo
igo manun midoyo kuthi aniran gor
Kuthi aniran gor
*Noege nan naege non*
너에게 난 나에게 넌
* Noege nan hejir nyok nour chorom
han phyonui arumdaun chuogi doego
sojung hedon uri phurudon narur gioghamyo
uh huhoe obshi gurim chorom nama jugirur
Naege non ne werobdon jinan shiganur
hwanhage bichwo judon hessari doego
jogu madon noui hayan sonwie
binnanun bosog chorom yongwonui yagsogi doeo
* repeat
Naege non jorobui surphun norero
ne jagun gasum soge irohge nama
banjag idon noui yepun nun mangure
su manhun byori doeo yongwonthorog binnago shipho
translation
Classic OST *Noege nan naege non*
*CHORUS*
To you I am like the glowing sunset
On one hand I become a beautiful memory
As you remember our precious innocent days
Oh- lasting like a picture without regrets
To me you help me pass the lonely times
By being the bright sunlight
Like the light of a jewel in your small white hand
Making a promise of eternity
* Repeat
To me you are like a part of a sad love song
Remaining like this in my small heart
Many stars shine in your pretty eyes
I want them to shine for eternity
* Repeat x 2
Monday, April 25, 2005
Velcro - Bolunjii
BOLUNJI
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
‘di ko naman tinatanong
na kailangan mo pang isipin
ok lang naman sa akin yun
ako’y maghihintay na lamang saiyo
basta huwag lang lumampas ng isang lingo..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung sasaktan mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa hiwalayan
saying naman kung di mo ako pagbibigyan..
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
na mayroon ka ng pagtingin
dahil di pa ko ready
na buksan muli ang puso ko
mag-antay ka lang, nandito lang naman ako
kaunting panahon pa
para makapag-isip ako..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung gagamitin mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa iyakan
sobra naman pagmasaktan muli ako..
Huwag na nating labanan pa
ang ating nadarama
bahala na kung saan tayo mapunta..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung sasaktan mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa hiwalayan
sobra naman pagmasaktan muli ako..
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
‘di ko naman tinatanong…
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
‘di ko naman tinatanong
na kailangan mo pang isipin
ok lang naman sa akin yun
ako’y maghihintay na lamang saiyo
basta huwag lang lumampas ng isang lingo..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung sasaktan mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa hiwalayan
saying naman kung di mo ako pagbibigyan..
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
na mayroon ka ng pagtingin
dahil di pa ko ready
na buksan muli ang puso ko
mag-antay ka lang, nandito lang naman ako
kaunting panahon pa
para makapag-isip ako..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung gagamitin mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa iyakan
sobra naman pagmasaktan muli ako..
Huwag na nating labanan pa
ang ating nadarama
bahala na kung saan tayo mapunta..
Dahil ‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
Kakakilala ko lang saiyo
Malay ko ba kung sasaktan mo lang ako
‘di pa naman kita ganun kamahal
galing lang ako sa hiwalayan
sobra naman pagmasaktan muli ako..
Sana’y di mo na lang sinabi
‘di ko naman tinatanong…
just changed the title of my blog :D
hewo... changed the title of my blog from "Latido del corazon" to "Sonido de mi corazon" the first title meant "Heartbeat" now the new title means 'sound of my heart' :D
so... can you hear it?!
so... can you hear it?!
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Quote..
The paradox of falling in love is that it is not by your choice. It just happens, that's why they call it "falling." You can't choose when it'll happen. It just does. And when it does, then you better be ready for the landing.
Why write this now?
Because now i have more time to think and ponder on things that happened just recently, i am now able to review my thoughts, to sum it all up, my mind is clear. :D
I hope readers of my blogs wont get the wrong meaning. ;)
thanks to the otter side..
I hope readers of my blogs wont get the wrong meaning. ;)
thanks to the otter side..
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Heartbeat No. 7
just finished watching What Happened in Bali, a Korean drama series.
liked it very much, the plot was different. It was not predictable, the actors/actresses portrayed their character very well. Their characters were hard to understand, u can't tell what was going on in their mind.
although the ending was very surprising.. morbid.. which made me remember our "radio play" for speech when i was still in highschool. although ours was funny hehe
anyway, another time for my Heartbeat! :D
*beep beep* *beep beep*
" When you're in love, it is as if everything is right, you deny any possibility of error... so when you fall in love, don't fall too hard, it is not the falling down that hurts...
it's the sudden stop..."
the moment i read this quote that i received, i was dumb struck... i read it over and over again... this hit me hard.. very hard... this, i think, was what happened to me... although at first.. i didnt feel the pain for i was so mad.. so angry with what was happening to me. i didnt realized how much it hurts.. until now.. now that i have time to think and think..
this quote is so right... this was what i was afraid of happening... the sudden stop... i've pondered about this before when i was in HS. i've thought of what will happen if i have a girlfriend and then right in the middle of the relationship i stopped loving her.. what i should do, what i should say... will it hurt?
now it happened... i wasnt prepared, because liking and loving someone drives your thoughts away from thinking of the bad things that may happen.. Loving makes you blind... just as a quote say.. " It is in loving that you'll find someone PERFECT.." it was right.. always right... i remembered with what happened to my best bud.. he found a girl, whom he thought of being perfect.. then things went wrong... it was during those times that he found out the things that he was not able to see before... things about the girl that he couldnt imagined to be of the girl...
yes.. it hurt... it is painful, as painful as being dumped by someone you like.. as painful as seeing someone you like with another person that makes her happy...
I've moved on, ready to embrace a new person, whom i hope i will find...
First.. Second... now's the Third.. i hope i'll find her.. i hope this time it will be right..
Heartbeat... 7
a big thanks to "the otter side"
liked it very much, the plot was different. It was not predictable, the actors/actresses portrayed their character very well. Their characters were hard to understand, u can't tell what was going on in their mind.
although the ending was very surprising.. morbid.. which made me remember our "radio play" for speech when i was still in highschool. although ours was funny hehe
anyway, another time for my Heartbeat! :D
*beep beep* *beep beep*
" When you're in love, it is as if everything is right, you deny any possibility of error... so when you fall in love, don't fall too hard, it is not the falling down that hurts...
it's the sudden stop..."
the moment i read this quote that i received, i was dumb struck... i read it over and over again... this hit me hard.. very hard... this, i think, was what happened to me... although at first.. i didnt feel the pain for i was so mad.. so angry with what was happening to me. i didnt realized how much it hurts.. until now.. now that i have time to think and think..
this quote is so right... this was what i was afraid of happening... the sudden stop... i've pondered about this before when i was in HS. i've thought of what will happen if i have a girlfriend and then right in the middle of the relationship i stopped loving her.. what i should do, what i should say... will it hurt?
now it happened... i wasnt prepared, because liking and loving someone drives your thoughts away from thinking of the bad things that may happen.. Loving makes you blind... just as a quote say.. " It is in loving that you'll find someone PERFECT.." it was right.. always right... i remembered with what happened to my best bud.. he found a girl, whom he thought of being perfect.. then things went wrong... it was during those times that he found out the things that he was not able to see before... things about the girl that he couldnt imagined to be of the girl...
yes.. it hurt... it is painful, as painful as being dumped by someone you like.. as painful as seeing someone you like with another person that makes her happy...
I've moved on, ready to embrace a new person, whom i hope i will find...
First.. Second... now's the Third.. i hope i'll find her.. i hope this time it will be right..
Heartbeat... 7
a big thanks to "the otter side"
Friday, April 22, 2005
How Can I Fall?
sung by Breathe
Give me time to care
The moment's here for us to share
Still my heart is not always there
What more can I say to you
Could I lie to you
I'm just too weak to face the truth
Now I know I should make a move
What more can I say
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
When all faith is gone
I fight myself to carry on
Yes I know of the harm I do
What more can I say to you
Now I hold this line
I know the choice to leave is mine
I can't help what I feel inside
What more can I say
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
I'll follow through, I'll say I do
When the time is far more right for you
I'll make that move, and when I do
Will I doubt again, the way I do
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
Just won't give me reasons
Just won't give me reasons at all
How can I fall, I fall, I fall
How can I fall for you
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
Give me time to care
The moment's here for us to share
Still my heart is not always there
What more can I say to you
Could I lie to you
I'm just too weak to face the truth
Now I know I should make a move
What more can I say
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
When all faith is gone
I fight myself to carry on
Yes I know of the harm I do
What more can I say to you
Now I hold this line
I know the choice to leave is mine
I can't help what I feel inside
What more can I say
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
I'll follow through, I'll say I do
When the time is far more right for you
I'll make that move, and when I do
Will I doubt again, the way I do
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons at all
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
Just won't give me reasons
Just won't give me reasons at all
How can I fall, I fall, I fall
How can I fall for you
How can I fall, how can I fall
When you just won't give me reasons
When you just won't give me reasons
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Sunset... a sign of loneliness
took these pictures with my digicam,
last April 14-16, 2005 for our LTS for BioSoc
what u think?
nice shot.. one of my fav..
last April 14-16, 2005 for our LTS for BioSoc
what u think?
nice shot.. one of my fav..
Friday, April 15, 2005
Hearbeat No. 6
It is so nice to let out all your feelings inside. All the bitter things that happened during the past few months.
I attended the BioSoc's LTS 3 days ago. Beach was the venue of the LTS. It was very relaxing. Nature really soothes the mind and soul. With some friends around, this really helped a lot.
I felt a little ache, but I didnt sing karaoke this time. I dont know why. I just didnt feel like it. I reminisced the time when i was with my bestfriends, singing karaoke till two in the morning. I sang so many sentimental songs, i felt bad, i made a decision, my heart ached. i sang love songs, esp the song Color Everywhere, but still, my heart ached.
Well, i was contented with the people who sang karaoke. Just singing along with them made me feel happy. Happy people makes me happy too.
We had a conversation about what happened to me. What happened to a wonderful relationship that blossomed and would have turned out good. That strucked me so much.. I felt i was taken back through time and recalled everything. I recalled the sleepless nights that I kept on thinking, the decision i had to make, the feeling that i was to be sure of, the words i wanted to say. I recalled the nights when i just laid down and "day dreamed" of what will happen after i say those words. Then, i had a plan. I planned the day that i was going to tell everything. That day came, it happened, but the words that i wanted to say didnt come out... Only i knew the reason why...
Going through this chapter of my life, i learned a few things. I made a little mistake. But no matter how little this is, it would still have a big impact on yourself. This time, i had the courage to tell. At least now, i planned to tell. Although things didnt turn out what it should be. I guess what i thought was an irony was right after all..
I attended the BioSoc's LTS 3 days ago. Beach was the venue of the LTS. It was very relaxing. Nature really soothes the mind and soul. With some friends around, this really helped a lot.
I felt a little ache, but I didnt sing karaoke this time. I dont know why. I just didnt feel like it. I reminisced the time when i was with my bestfriends, singing karaoke till two in the morning. I sang so many sentimental songs, i felt bad, i made a decision, my heart ached. i sang love songs, esp the song Color Everywhere, but still, my heart ached.
Well, i was contented with the people who sang karaoke. Just singing along with them made me feel happy. Happy people makes me happy too.
We had a conversation about what happened to me. What happened to a wonderful relationship that blossomed and would have turned out good. That strucked me so much.. I felt i was taken back through time and recalled everything. I recalled the sleepless nights that I kept on thinking, the decision i had to make, the feeling that i was to be sure of, the words i wanted to say. I recalled the nights when i just laid down and "day dreamed" of what will happen after i say those words. Then, i had a plan. I planned the day that i was going to tell everything. That day came, it happened, but the words that i wanted to say didnt come out... Only i knew the reason why...
Going through this chapter of my life, i learned a few things. I made a little mistake. But no matter how little this is, it would still have a big impact on yourself. This time, i had the courage to tell. At least now, i planned to tell. Although things didnt turn out what it should be. I guess what i thought was an irony was right after all..
Being with the right person at the wrong time...But the memories were good. I became happy. Thank you... I know your happy too.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Everything.。。。
surechigau toki no naga de
すれ違う 時の ながで
anata to meguriaeta
あなた と めぐり合えた
fushigi ne negatta kiseki ga
不思議 ね 願った きせき が
konna ni mo soba ni aru nande
こんな に も そば に ある 何で
aitai omoi no mama aenai jikan dake ga
会いたい 思い の まま 会えない 時間 だけが
sugiteku tobira surinukete
過ぎてく とびら すりぬけて
mata omoida shite
また 思いだ して
ano hitoto warai au anata o
あの 人と 笑い あう あなた お
itoshiki hito yo kanashi masenai de
いとしき 人 よ かなし ませない で
naki tsukarete nemuru yoru mo aru kara
なき つかれれて 眠る夜 も ある から
kako o minaide mitsumete watashi dake
かこ お 見ないで みつめて 私 だけ
You're eveything You're everything
anata ga omou yori tsuyoku
あなた が おもう より つよく
yasashii uso nara iranai hoshii no wa anata
やさしい うそ なら いらない ほしい の わ あなた
dore kurai no jikan o eien to yoberu darou
どれ くらい の 時間 お 永遠 と 呼べる だろう
hateshinaku tooi mirai nara
果てし無く 遠い 未来 なら
anata to yukitai anata to nozoite mitai sono hi o
あなたと 往きたい あなたと のぞいて 見たい その ひお
itoshiki hito yo dakishimete ite
いとしき 人 よ 抱きしめて いて
itsumo no you ni yasashii toki no naga de
何時も の よう に 優しい 時 の なが で
kono te nigitte mitsumete ima dake o
この て にひって みつめて いま だけ お
You're eveything You're everything
anata to hanareteru basho demo
aeba kitto yurushite shimau donna yoru demo
You're eveything You're everything
anata no yumemiru hodo tsuyoku
aiseru chikara o yuuki ni ima kaete ikou
You're eveything You're everything
anata to hanareteru basho demo
aeba itsumo kie satte yuku mune no itami mo
You're eveything You're everything
anata ga omou yori tsuyoku
yasashii uso nara iranai hoshii no wa anata
You're everything
You're everything
You're everything
My everything
すれ違う 時の ながで
anata to meguriaeta
あなた と めぐり合えた
fushigi ne negatta kiseki ga
不思議 ね 願った きせき が
konna ni mo soba ni aru nande
こんな に も そば に ある 何で
aitai omoi no mama aenai jikan dake ga
会いたい 思い の まま 会えない 時間 だけが
sugiteku tobira surinukete
過ぎてく とびら すりぬけて
mata omoida shite
また 思いだ して
ano hitoto warai au anata o
あの 人と 笑い あう あなた お
itoshiki hito yo kanashi masenai de
いとしき 人 よ かなし ませない で
naki tsukarete nemuru yoru mo aru kara
なき つかれれて 眠る夜 も ある から
kako o minaide mitsumete watashi dake
かこ お 見ないで みつめて 私 だけ
You're eveything You're everything
anata ga omou yori tsuyoku
あなた が おもう より つよく
yasashii uso nara iranai hoshii no wa anata
やさしい うそ なら いらない ほしい の わ あなた
dore kurai no jikan o eien to yoberu darou
どれ くらい の 時間 お 永遠 と 呼べる だろう
hateshinaku tooi mirai nara
果てし無く 遠い 未来 なら
anata to yukitai anata to nozoite mitai sono hi o
あなたと 往きたい あなたと のぞいて 見たい その ひお
itoshiki hito yo dakishimete ite
いとしき 人 よ 抱きしめて いて
itsumo no you ni yasashii toki no naga de
何時も の よう に 優しい 時 の なが で
kono te nigitte mitsumete ima dake o
この て にひって みつめて いま だけ お
You're eveything You're everything
anata to hanareteru basho demo
aeba kitto yurushite shimau donna yoru demo
You're eveything You're everything
anata no yumemiru hodo tsuyoku
aiseru chikara o yuuki ni ima kaete ikou
You're eveything You're everything
anata to hanareteru basho demo
aeba itsumo kie satte yuku mune no itami mo
You're eveything You're everything
anata ga omou yori tsuyoku
yasashii uso nara iranai hoshii no wa anata
You're everything
You're everything
You're everything
My everything
Friday, April 01, 2005
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